Wow, this is one of those rare times when I’m not making an unnecessarily long, wordy blog entry. This one’s short and sweet. Check out Penny Arcade’s latest comic:

Penny Arcade always has good stuff, but I found this particular strip to be freaking hilarious. Game Fuel is way too addicting and the next best thing to intravenously pumping caffeine into your veins. I’m not a big fan of regular Mountain Dew, but the first time I saw Game Fuel in stores I grabbed up a 2-liter bottle just to see what it tasted like. Long story short (actually, it’s not a long story at all), I chugged practically the entire bottle in one sitting and became absurdly hyperactive. My leg shook uncontrollably for hours, my heart raced, and I distinctly remember starting aggro conversations with randoms in Halo 2, much to the amusement of my friends. I can really relate to the way the Chief is acting in the last panel of the comic.

Since that night I’ve been addicted. Currently, I have four 2-liter bottles ready to be consumed, which is the lowest my stock has been in weeks. Also, I’ve drank enough of it at this point that it doesn’t really make me hyper anymore. Is that a bad thing?

I will end this entry by asking for a moment of silence for the countless Gummi Bears who have been ruthlessly slaughtered in order to produce the Game Fuel that we all know and love.